Unintended bonuses from the worst low-budget lighting I've ever seen:
1) Many of the closeups were much more forboding with the dramatic noir lighting (...because there is one lamp in the room, and it was night, and they did not bring any lighting with them, apparently)
2) Everything is spookier when you can't tell what's going on.
3) Stuff at night really was at night, and you could tell.
4) The sex scenes which seemed to me just a lot of humping became much more arty because of how TOTALLY PITCH BLACK everything was.
...I'm just saying.
Thanks, "No Regrets." Oh, wait, no.
ALSO, WHY ARE PEOPLE GIVING THIS A GOOD SCORE?! Full review (rant!) later.